Phang was born a normal snake on the banks of the Delaware River. He only ever had one dream: To play soccer. He loves the game and tries to play but… he’s a snake so he has trouble kicking the ball!
One day, Phang finds a Union flag inspired by the Join or Die flag. His mother tell him that his great, great, great, great, great grandfather posed for Ben Franklin when Ben drew the original cartoon snake on the flag. BEN FRANKLIN! That’s it!
Inspired by Benny, Phang decides to try his own experiment the next time a thunderstorm hits Philadelphia. He comes to Subaru Park with a soccer ball and an old pair of soccer boots with metal cleats and a kite. He ties the ball and the boots to the kite and holds on as the storm approaches. This is so dangerous and Phang should never have been out in a storm alone...
